Just as Colin's tunnel project nears completion, fate throws him a curveball in the form of fifteen original drawings by a renowned English artist. When news of this discovery hits the papers, it's not just art enthusiasts who take notice - a notorious South London gang decides it's time for some "cultural redistribution."
But can these city slickers outwit our crafty country bumpkin? As the gang descends upon Colin's farm, expecting an easy score, they soon find themselves entangled in a comedy of errors that would put Shakespeare to shame. Will anyone emerge unscathed from this farcical face-off?
Meanwhile, the ripples of Colin's newfound fame spread far and wide:
Belinda finds herself head over heels for Jimmy, an aspiring investigative journalist with a knack for disappearing acts. Will she find him before she loses her shirt - quite literally?
Colin finally snaps at the insufferable Sky reporter, David Ross, in a confrontation that's been brewing longer than a proper cup of English tea.
And poor Griggs! Just when he thought his luck couldn't get any worse, it does - spectacularly so.
As armed police and bungling burglars converge on Henslow, and our unlikely hero must summon all his wit and wisdom to save the day. But even as the dust settles and the locals hail him as their champion, Colin faces his greatest challenge yet: can he mend fences with his arch-nemesis, the golf-obsessed Major Woods?
With Lady Wills determined to broker peace and Izzy dreaming of trading wellies for high tea, Colin's world is turned upside down. Will our hole farmer extraordinaire hang up his spade for good, or will he dig deep and find a way to keep his dreams alive?
Brimming with quintessentially British humour and a cast of unforgettable characters, this uproarious tale will have you chortling into your crumpets from start to finish. Don't miss out on this laugh-out-loud sequel that proves there's no hole too deep for Colin to dig himself out of - or into!